If you have seen
Satchit's blog, you can skip this one.
Attention: Citibank employees...dont bother reading up on this...you get it all the time...
Citibank, South end road Branch, Bangalore is limbo!! I have heard of people working from vacations. Here at Citibank, there are people taking vacations at work!
Scene 1: Honest man wants to open an account...been a month...yours truly sleeps with cheques!
Scene 2: Honest man goes to CB in person to check up on his account status...is told how a Citibank account is to be opened (he doesn't know!)....is asked to fill up another app...refuses.
Scene 3: Honest man blows his top...comes up with a theory (at any given instant at CB, there are >=3 pissed-off customers)....trust me its been tested multiple times!
CB employees use ornate language or none at all! "I empathize with you", "Can I have your account number?" (remember Honest man? He doesnt have his account yet!!! Thats why he is here!!!), "Hmm...let me see what I can (or cannot) do..." are regular. "Give it (another) three to eight business days..." is a religion!!
Closing scene: Honest man...still no account...but starts getting kicks out of it...